alked around my galleries
Another opening
More polite conversation
More high society
And isn't it funny
How I always end up
Serving wine
This painting is divine
Darling - Do you think
You could hang it on its own?
Oh I see it's part of a series!
Cleaning up the gallery
I kick the ladder
And a pot of open paint
Turns me into a Monet.

sn't it a joke? That ladder was always useless
And I end up falling as its prey
Falling quite gracefully
Into the Chardonnay
But this time I hear the twitters
"Oh bless her what a sweetie
She's remembered my Chanel"
Did you hear of that new director
She's having an affair with
You know he's on the
Board of cheese - a trustee
Oh there that's a painting to behold
Is it upside down...
I think one day
I'll hang them all up high.